a text message exchange

thelaughingbear: I hate that stephen doesn’t drink more often…drunk texting and no response…i’m asking him for a russian curse.

me: I can give you a Croatian one

tlb: Do it!

me: (phonetically) yeh benti boga

pretty sure it means god should go fuck himself

something like that. my uncle used to say it at the end of every sentence

anyway, get your slavic accent on grrrrl

tlb: haha the guy got it. awesome thanks! troy said he needs to txt you more.

me: nice. you can also try the slovenian “pishi mi vrit” smell my ass

tlb: he recognized it…he said fucking slavs!

me: hahaha whateva haters to the left

tlb: I kno right!