December 2011
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I'm having a Y2K Party tonight. Whats everyones... →
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“…they were praying for, like, ‘Give me the idol and make me...”
– Sophie Clarke. I fucking adore you.
Dec 24th
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Jerry Stiller, the actor who portrayed Frank Costanza on Seinfeld, reminisces on Festivus by airing some grievances he has with Rep. Eric Cantor. Happy Festivus!
Dec 24th
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Happy Festivus!
I got alotta problems with you people.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I'm going to only insult people using lines from...
Solid.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“Strategically I loved it. It minimized variables. If they believe if they...”
– Sophie Clarke, winner of Survivor: South Pacific on the amount of prayer this season.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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ronaldtherapist replied to your post: I’m really glad Sophie won Survivor. I love you forever.
Dec 21st
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I'm really glad Sophie won Survivor.
I’ve been on board with Sophie since I saw a photoset on Tumblr of her watching “Jack and Jill” with a stank face on (~internet props~ to whoever can find me that photo set again). I’ve been reading a lot of posts about how she was super overrated, so I feel the need to defend her: Lets start with the obvious: She won the most immunities of everyone at final tribal,...
Dec 21st
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Happy Hanukkah to all the Hebrews and Shebrews out...
Dec 20th
When I was a kid I had no idea how Pennsylvania...
But I was sure Pencils were somehow involved.
Dec 19th
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Kim Jong Il Died and that's important and shit but...
Georgetown offers a class on Jay-Z’s lyrics. If any of my followers are Hoyas, please take that class and record it for me. Does Lady Gaga have a different “radio edit” of You and I for each state? Because that is super fucking obnoxious.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Rule #1 to being my friend.
NEVER ask me about my mother.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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I think it's about time to watch the Festivus...
Dec 17th
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I don't understand College Football or how you get...
But Temple is in it’s first one since 1979 holllerrrrr.
Dec 17th
Reasons I hate Christmas trees:
Drag pine needles through the house and make a sticky mess. Moms across the world feel the need to keep hand made ornaments from when their children were in kindergarten. It’s a giant prompt for embarrassing stories. Speaking of which, these ornaments look like shit and make the tree look like shit. Cats eat the pine needles, vomit, repeat.
Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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I firmly believe the followers I just lost are...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I curse more playing Angry Birds than I do in any...
Dec 14th
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What Mitt Romney's $10,000 bet could get you in...
2 months income for the average Pennsylvania household (8,250) 31 weeks of unemployment checks for Pennsylvania’s jobless (9,734) 14 months of PA Food Stamps maximum monthly benefits for a family of 4 (9,352) 1,540 Primanti Brothers Roast Beef & Cheese sandwiches (9,994)  667 trays of Old Forge pizza from Revello’s (9,990) Almost a lifetime’s worth of season passes to...
Dec 13th
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So Far Today:
Beasted a final 4eva Successfully avoided Once Upon a Time Spoilers. All and all, good day.
Dec 13th