February 2012
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If you have a brain aneurism and “any breath could be your last”, driving a cab is a TERRIBLE career choice.
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Do you think when Mitt Romney has to campaign in New Jersey he will say things like “it smells right here” and “everyone is the perfect shade of orange”?
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The bros next door are throwing their weekly...
Apparently they’re turning people away again. I just heard some girl say “I wasn’t aware we had to make reservations.” There’s so going to be a fight soon. I want to go watch.
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Truth bomb:
Rick Santorum is far more concerned about what I’m doing with my vagina than I am.
Someone just sent me an invitation to join...
They clearly are unfamiliar with my relationship with the internet.
theysaynatalietranishot asked: hi. so I see NBC and politics on your blog. AUTOMATIC FOLLOW.
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The Mountain Goats | Up the Wolves
Because...
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I’ve started watching Doctor Who somewhat recently, and overall I am enjoying it. I have, however, noticed one giant problem with it that doesn’t seem to be talked about too often: the portrayal of women on the show, or more specifically, the Doctor’s relationship to women.
I’m going to skip ahead to season 2 in this rant, because there was a particular 2 episode run that...
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“Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.”
– The Doctor really gets me.
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You know you're in your first two years of college...
you talk about tea like it’s a new phenomenon, your cure for everything, and SO MUCH MORE than just a hot beverage.
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Currently: Watching Top Gear on BBC America because I am the worst.
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FACT: Masculine lesbians do not age. They will...
My girlfriend is proof of this.
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Thing people can stop saying now:
“Sorry I’m not sorry.”
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I just followed CeeLo Green on Twitter because I thought there would be some awesome screen grab-able tweets. So far this has been the biggest disappointment since the rise in Girl Scout Cookie prices.
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Knowing I will never see John Edward's sex tape is... →
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a text message exchange
donbito:
thelaughingbear: I hate that stephen doesn’t drink more often…drunk texting and no response…i’m asking him for a russian curse.
me: I can give you a Croatian one
tlb: Do it!
me: (phonetically) yeh benti boga
pretty sure it means god should go fuck himself
something like that. my uncle used to say it at the end of every sentence
anyway, get your slavic accent on grrrrl
tlb: haha...
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When the spotlights from the helicopters looking for criminals shine into my bedroom window I feel fucking famous.
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New slogans for Blackberry:
You can talk on it.
It’s not fun, but it’ll do.
Check out all these buttons!
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I’m so excited to see Titanic in 3-D. I need to see that smokestack fall on Leonardo DiCaprio’s Italian friend. IN 3D. It’s on my bucket list.
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New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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Steps of being in my school's computer lab:
Log in.
Open up websites and documents you need for class.
Open up your major social networks.
Never look at class related documents and make a list of what you just did on tumblr.
Tweet about it.
Screen cap facebook statuses that make you want to die.
Decide you’ve been productive enough for one day and log out.
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As always, I will be love LIVE tweeting the GOP debate. Follow me @MeganChialastri.
Edit: LOL AUTOCORRECT.
If you think Kristen Stewart is attractive I think you are a second class citizen.
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